I had a kind of fake blog for a couple days (good example of how long I last... in BLOGGING!) For archiving's sake (I'm a librarian, I can't throw anything out), here are the few that I had made in the last attempt :

• 2004||04||24
  If you learn nothing from me, know and remember this... Always, always, always have something to eat before you go grocery shopping. I have learned this the hard way. Hopefully you can learn from my folly.


• 2004||04||15
  "Are you on the train?" "No, I'm IN the train." "Is the train moving?" "Yes." "How-" "Forward." "No, how LONG has it been moving?" "Ever since it started. There was a time when it was not moving, but that time has past. Now is the movement. The movement is now."


• 2004||04||13
  Laughter is one of the only things that can cause physical pain and a great memory at the same time. Except that I never remember the best jokes and skits on tv. Sitting there laughing my ass off but five minutes later... "Remember that funny thing?" Nope.

I am the walking dead right now. I have spent the last hour and a half being woken up against my wishes by my daughter. When you have a four year old, you never need an alarm clock. Finally I gave in and I am now walking. That doesn't mean I'm awake, just mobile.

Here I am typing my first entry into this brand spanking (ooohh... spanking...) new blogger blogging account (that really sounds mature) after seeing a few cool blogs, but I've been here before. I have tried to start and keep up blog after blog for years now but I always fail. Well, never give up I say. At least not until a couple weeks into something. Then start again later.